When you’re in the middle of writing a sentence and accidently press send
my dog is getting scared of the storm so he’s hiding in the cat basket
YOU’RE NOT A CAT
YOU DON’T EVEN FIT IN IT
i hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays, and half of fridays.
DO CHICKENS HAVE EARS HOW DO THEY HEAR THINGS
heard u were talking shit
i cant believe ive never noticed their ears before
IF YOU HAD ROOM WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN IT AND THE WALLS CEILING AND FLOOR WERE MADE OF MIRROR WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE IN THE MIRRORS
Holy shit I asked my dad who’s a physics teacher and he just looked at me, looked at the table, looked at me, tried not to smile, looked angry, and started to look up where you can buy big mirrors.
this is an actual room of mirrors.
as you can see, it leads to glitches in the matrix
everything is made of snoop dogg
i have been waiting for this post to come around again for a long long time
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.
That makes it a plant.
Chocolate is salad.
who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants
HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
operator: hello 911, whats your emergency?
me: my wifi isnt working