when they mess up your order but end up giving you extra food for free
Best! #dazzlingcafe #dazzling #taipei (at Dazzling Café Mint)
Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode
if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away
You call me your friend???
Where were you when my post got 0 notes???
WHERE were you!!!???
today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up
*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban
come on it hasn’t even been 10 fucking seconds
GOD DAMN IT
i fucking hate this stupid piece of shit genie fuck him i hate him so fucking much