Everytime I think of that day. I wonder what would have happenned if I returned the punch. I probably should’ve.
THIS FUCKING HAWK LOOKS LIKE HE’S IN SO MUCH DISTRESS. HE JUST POPPED THE INFLATABLE PIGEON AND JUST LOOK AT HIM. LIKE “PREY MELT? WHAT DO? THIS NOT IN HAWK SCHOOL. THIS NOT FOOD.”
His whole life was a lie
THEY DIDN’T COVER THIS IN BIRD SCHOOL WHICH IS FOR BIRDS
Yup, Ellen DeGeneres now has the most retweeted tweet in history with her epic Oscars selfie.
Greatest Selfie of all time.
dude this got like 25k in less than 20 mins wow
there’s nothing more satisfying than being an asshole in mario kart
cute things to call your girlfriend:
5. 1/2lb butter
7. pour into pan
8. preheat to 375°